This summer commemorates my third summer season in Jackson Hole. Anybody who wants to be anybody in Jackson cannot look like another tourist. To blend in as a local you must do some of the following:
1. Get a dog. or two. or three.
2. Get a bike.
3. Drive a Subaru, actually, don't drive at all! use your bike! but if you must drive, take the Subaru.
4. Outfit: visor, sunglasses with Croackies, biking jersey, Patagonia shorts, Chacos, also-always be chomping on some sort of bagel/granola bar/coffee.
5. Call everyone by their questionable nicknames.
