My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down

I buy an American candy bar or an ice cream every day, for my own sake. I tried out the cafeteria in the dorms today. Breakfast is a bowl of frosted flakes, toast, hard boiled eggs, and kimchi. At dinner there was a ginormous self-serve vat of endless rice. This was paired with some strange patty and a gelatinous glob of bright yellow....something. Paste maybe? It also had red and green treasures mixed in. It was also cold. There was also Kimchi and some soup. At $3.50 for breakfast and dinner everyday, who could ask for anything more?