Terrorized By The White Girl!!

My friend Marian was coming to meet me in my room. I ran to the bathroom, and I was about to walk out into the hallway when by chance, Marian had come walking by! It was perfect for a surprise attack! I was all geared to leap out and ambush, and actually started to, when suddenly Marian who was not Marian who was actually a very small Asian, started turning into the bathroom. The look of fear on her face! In mid-spring I turned my assault into a somewhat firm arm squeeze, ran past her, and collapsed onto the floor of my room laughing/giving myself a hernia. Every time I think about the look on her face... Just instilling some white fear, that's all.