Urine Paintings and Dead Cat Sculpture

My professor is planning on boiling urine in ginormous glass vats for 30 hours and then making a series of demon paintings on sheets. The glory is that the pee will glow in the dark. He also used dead cats for casting one of his sculpture projects. He is actually American, but he is from New York, so I guess that could explain things. In one of his classes a girl stapled a cup of week old coffee with a straw to the wall, and called it her homework, which he explained, is brilliant. One time he left the room and when he came back, some kid was lighting his assignment on fire. He teaches drawing classes, but there is actually no drawing, just watching cartoons, lectures on the history of Michael Jackson, and learning to break dance.